Exactly. This is why I can’t watch those “gotcha” television shows that the producers try to pull off as practical jokes. Practical jokers are terrible, awful people.

Yeah, I mean, obviously waving a gun around is crazy, but phobias by definition are illogical and irrational. It sounds like his coworkers purposefully triggered his phobia because they thought it would be funny to watch him panic, then they complanied that he acted unhinged while in the midst of a panic attack. It’s…

I mean you can replace “Turkish” with “Brazilian”, “Argentian” or most other fans and it’d be the same. It just so happens that this took place in Turkey, therefore the fans are Turkish. I fail to see how that’s racist.

I come to Deadspin for my daily dose of ethnocentrism mixed with just a hint of racism. Thank for not disappointing!

I’ve never heard of them but...

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

Well...nothing good happens after 11:50 p.m.

Since BYU can’t, I’ll drink to that.

Losing this way has got to feel like a punch in the nuts to Boise State.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she never really got chemo.

I'm sorry for your loss and I admire your restraint because your cousin sounds like she's in serious need of neck-punching.