Nobody likes gross pies like this. Or Turducken. Or Tofurkey.

Really.

Absolutely I think it would cost more than that. I am not going to pretend to know exactly how the Secret Service would have to handle that situation but it’s not just their money, it’s local cops, local businesses, public trans, etc. that is affected.

Are you fucking serious? Yes this will cost us a lot. Most things don’t look expensive when you divide them between taxpayers but this isn’t how taxes work and that is not how budgets work.

If only trump cared enough about Barron not to run for president... no, joking aside, I feel bad for melania and Barron. No way they asked for this.

I can’t believe I am going to type this next sentence.

That child always looks so sad.

Yep. I deal with that, too. White people trying to explain to me how racism doesn’t exist.

The fact that he wanted to run the country from Trump Tower tells you everything about his level of delusion and ignorance. Even going there on weekends is a nightmare, and the fact that he doesn’t understand or care that he’s creating a problem is telling as well.

Trump only cares about Trump; he wants to condemn this more strongly than the hundreds of hate crimes being committed in this country because he personally is dreading being booed out of New York City, booed his whole presidency.

The irony of Trump asking for a safe space for Pence is so ironic that I’m not sure you can even call it irony anymore.

I loved her Wendy.... because despite all the snivelling and abject terror, despite her barely even getting the words out sometimes, she STILL got the job done and gave her all for her kid. Every time I see it, I am simultaneously fist-pumping cheerleading for her & half wanting to shake her by the shoulders. She’s…

Yes, I heard 5 minutes of that incest case and asked myself why the FCC fined Janet’s wardrobe malfunction but craziness like this, Jerry Springer and Maury’s paternity tests are just fine during daytime hours when children could see them?

I don’t care what they say, ignorance truly is bliss if you do it right.

This. Its sad that charisma is apparently more important than actual policies or experience these days. This is the one election which finally, finally could have reversed the GOP tactics away from the fear and hate of the last 8 years and cemented a solid step-by-step progression to the left, but no, Clinton…

I think it was David Frum who said that the last thing we should say is “it’ll be all right”, because it isn’t now.

Nothing says you have no idea how politics works like this.

Thank you for being a shining example of how to cut one’s nose off to spite one’s face! This is a major problem among progressives, they tend to look for ideological purity everywhere and if valuable information comes from a source that is potentially ideologically impure, it’s rejected out of hand. Rejecting this…

That attitude? That snarky snap judgment you just goosed up there on response to thoughtful and, frankly, good, practical advice? Based on nothing other than the writer’s previous previous fucking employer?

As far as songs go, I actually prefer God Bless America to the Star-Spangled Banner, but even I don’t get up for it, and I’m a veteran.