lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

Exactly, also I know I’m a dick but I kind of like watching people in suits get hurt.

You’re standing on the field! What the fuck are you looking at?

He’s old so I feel sorta bad for him but FOR FUCKS SAKE watch the field not the jumbo tron....the play is litterally coming right at you and your watching it on TV...SMDH

Holy shit this take is bad.

So you’re saying I can’t even tell a bad joke correctly? That I fail at failure?

From your POV I suppose they should all be wearing leather helmets, and given smelling salts to get back in the game as well. Before the BCS and the Playoffs the teams competing for the National Title often wouldn’t come fucking close to playing each other, #1 vs #20 and #2 vs #17 in the Bowl Games. To each their own…

Generally when one apologizes in advance they do it BEFORE the joke.

Meanwhile Canadian college teams have begun a bidding war over mysterious newcomer Les Kilometers.

Guess LSU wanted less Miles.

That’s precisely the point though.

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

*he says into the void*

Yep. Still a damn good in-game analyst though.

#what? #someonepleaseexplain

My god Kirk herbstreit is a fucking dork

Halftime adjustments? What’s that?

What a poignant post this was/is, especially considering today’s tragic and unthinkable events.

As he should be remembered: