Yes, every defensive back in the league.

But the Warriors are good. How about it’d be like the Heat losing to the Cavs without LeBron?

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

Julian Edelman’s Tinder account is going to be blowing up this week and he’s going to be too busy learning the playbook. smdh

No chill. Well done. You can find humor in the best of Tynes and the worst of Tynes.

Lord have MRSA on Greg Schiano...

Anyone who is 26 years old and rides a bicycle is not a Schiano Man.

Your move Harbaugh.

Bicyclist stopped to kneel and tie his shoelace, never saw it coming.

“Zone Coverage Republican” is really, really good.

Approximate chance that a sportswriter would be an insufferable asshole: 624%

LC is a complete asshat.

He’s always been able to go toe to toe with anyone in the press pretty well, whether it’s funny/witty or serious.

I love how guys like this who have never competed at a high level think that they know what is good for the locker room and what isn’t and can conclude without a doubt the difference it will make in the game. The Seahawks made a unified team statement and then lost to the Rams, the fucking Rams, 9-3, in a game that…

I don’t even know what this comment is trying to say and I still starred it just because of “Zone Coverage Republican”.

In lieu of Press Democrat he is more Zone Coverage Republican. Spreading the blame out into a zone instead of where it belongs (don’t take a concrete stand on one thing when there are lots of issues etc...) and asking the coach to agree that anything regarding social issues is making people uncomfortable after a win.

That is one of the most polite ways I’ve ever seem someone express, “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Whoosh.