Or, OP was intentionally misspelling words to make a funny...

Republicans eat yogurt too.

North Carolina is an open carry state, so unless he was pointing that gun at the cops, it shouldn’t even make any difference.

behind the legendary Ron Dayne.

I don’t think D.J. is big enough or physical enough to be the guy that carries the ball 30 times a game.

And if it doesn’t work out he can always go back to solving mysteries with Fred, Velma, Daphne and Scooby.

It’s a disgrace after all he’s been through how the rest of the Weasleys refuse to communicate with him.

And the cat’s in the cradle with the dirty spoon...

I knew he was trouble when he walked in.

Swift is trying to shake it off, shake it off

That’s such a good take. What is being done isn’t a threat to the game or America, it’s a threat to the fictional, everything is fine / racism is over narrative that people are erroneously tacking into the America that they believe exists.

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

Next time someone gives me shit for drinking before noon, I’ll swear I’m acting to ensure the safety and well-being of Rutgers students.

I believe this is a continuation of last year’s joke when they were undefeated. Well done, good kinja

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

let’s recap this week in former Bears: Forte 100 yards and 3 TDs, Brandon Marshall with 100+ yards, Marty Bennett a TD, Greg Olsen 100+ yards and a TD.

The only solution to their mediocrity is to hire Jeff Fisher.

It’s ok Jay. Even though you didn’t want to, you gave it your best shot.