I know you meant “watched it live,” but I heard it as if you’re a really condescending British woman and I laughed.

After that hit, Jalen definitely Hurts. Amirite???

By definition, that is an Ole Miss.

This is a bad take! I agree the joe pa apologist are deplorable but because you went to penn doesn't mean you stand with the actions of Joe paterno or its apologist.

Enlighten us, please. What did they get wrong?

Call us when Temple runs a tribute to Cos day. We’ll wait.

That’s because he’s following a format: list an adjective before the target of the attack, then end the statement with a short insult punctuated by an exclamation mark. It’s like his entire public image is managed by one of those bots that MMORPG players use to grind for them - just a rudimentary algorithm that a lego…

And on the “American Outrage” meter, this revolting display has only earned 0.0001 Kaepernicks.

I just don’t understand his insults. Like, on twitter I see his promoted tweets about “crooked Hillary”. Crooked? Really? That’s your insult? And wacky? What century is this? I feel like I’m listening to the penguin insult people.

“Your daughter told me that you have a very small penis”

Seriously, for more than a year he’s burrowed his way into our brains through 24/7 media exposure, and this is the card he plays? We know you, and we fucking hate you.

it could be worse, jimbo.

I love the color guy’s long commentary about Clemson’s special teams “taking it to another level,” only to be corrected by the announcer about what actually happened.

Would you call it corn on the macabre?

Spin it all you want Memphis, celebrating the fact MLK was killed in your city and incorporating it into your uniforms is pretty damn terrible.

I think he means they’re “fetishizing” and “commodifying” his physical death rather than his ideology or activism.

His corpse.

The sea foam color accents, numbers and piping are pulled directly from the doors at rooms 306 and 307, where Dr. King spent his last moments on April 4, 1968.

What the fuck is their problem with Title Eleven?