lol yah that wording was a little awkward. whatevs.

It’s easy to make these kind of mistakes.

Well since we are keeping track about who’s doing what during the anthem. I confessed that I once farted during the national anthem. Yes I know I could have held it in until it was over, but I didn't have time for that.

Yes there is. You and I are both in it.

“Odin Lloyd died fuh that flag ya fahkin’ scumbags!”

Is that what you get when you fart under the covers during a foursome?

I think we all can agree on one thing: group texts are THE WORST.

“We’re moving on to next week’s anthem”

Meanwhile, in football...Gimmy Jaroppolo has given the Patriots a Dutch town.

lol the national anthem didn’t even exist when the constitution was written, smart guy!

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

Also if you could figure out how long one must wait after the anthem to raise their arm without offending.

You mean that anthem that is so solemn that everyone starts whoopping and hollering 3 lines before it’s finished? That kind of respect?

My vote in the last election was swung on a 40 second video too.

Clinton is almost 69. There are no magic devices that subtract 20 years of wear and tear. Her staff should monitor her hydration better, but even then it will be ‘omg the lady has to pee’ over and over.

Sad!

Using the word “cuck” should be a hate crime. I hope that word will be eliminated within my wife’s son’s lifetime.

Yeah, but this really did seem out of her control. Would it have been better if she stayed and passed out?

Relevant.

I think you’re lost. This link will probably take you where you wanted to go: http://sports.yahoo.com/