How is Desmond Howard a “token”? He’s a former Heisman winner who’s been doing Gameday commentary for years.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

Plus, maybe Cuban could give Trump a few pointers on what it means to actually be a good at business.

Basket of Deplorables would be a great band name if the Trumps ever went the family band route...

Can we just have Mark Cuban debate Trump a couple weeks from now?

Ahmad Rashad is apparently 66 years old. How?

His mom also refers to him as “A.I.” Guess he’s a robot, so no dad necessary.

This speech was so good it’s almost like he practiced it.

First thing he said.

I work in television on the production end and was actually just at Bristol... The TV compound is nowhere near that stage - if that was Richard Petty he was probably on the other side of the stadium in a truck getting ready for a Nascar tie-in and oblivious to what was being discussed. Sounds like an inconvenient…

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

Edit: Heisman Committee: “He put up incredible stats, but did you see that kid from a Power 5 “power school” who put up even more middling ones?”

I left out the second part of my sarcasm. I am a Texas Tech fan (yes you may mock me) and we have a Heisman candidate who is also considered to be “not Power 5 enough” so…

The scuzz is strong with this one.

I hate when my razor does this to my face. Or when my closet does that to my body.

It would be really shallow and unfair of me to lose all sympathy for her plight and belief in her innocence based solely on her boyfriend’s fashion choices, right?

“Robinson, however, looks like Terry Richardson fucked both of the guys from LMFAO, which for all we know may actually have happened.”

lol’d hard at that line

edit:

if not for the letterwoman’s jacket, i’d suspect his luggage was searched and seized for illegal poutine or the like, and he was forced to create a new outfit from the airport’s lost and found.

Hipster glasses
Weird facial hair
Ironic Ballcap
Letterman Jacket
Gandalf necklace
Zoobaz pants