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He’d be a great bond, although I’m still pulling for my boy Idris!

> Watch lists: Fucking with brown people since 2001

Maybe Taylor has been hanging with Bey more than we realize.

NO

Riddle me this, commentariat:

I would actually leave my house to go out to eat if that meant Jake would hit on me.

#DontTreadOnMyRightToBeAFuckingIdiotFoxNews

Is this or is this not the second seal of the apocalypse? Not that I mind, of course.

I believe nothing about the Swift-Harris story. They broke up, she moved on*... that’s kinda how it goes. And did everyone forget about his infamous rub-and-tug scandal? A d—- pic is just a slow Wednesday.

Ha, the breakup narrative was so flattering to him. He loved her but he just wasn’t in love with her, you know? She was desperately in love with him and wanted to get married but he so wasn’t feeling that. So, much respect! She’s probably just not a very sexual person.

4 MORE YEARS OF MICHELLE!!!

I mean, the Hiddleston/Swift make out pics were staged, we all agree on that right? The question now is if a wealthy, successful and worldly business woman staged pictures to piss off a douchey, name-appropriating ex-boyfriend. Because that’s pretty hilarious if it’s the case.

Man moves on from a relationship —> Good for you kiddo for getting back on the horse.

Woman moves on from a relationship —> You betraying she-beast!

Taylor really applies “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else” approach to life, and I like that. Go get em’ girl!

It's nice to see some Democrats grow some balls finally. And I'm saying that as a Democrat.

It’s long-awaited and perhaps too late and may not do much, etc. But despite all of that...

Get off my lawn!