Serious question: How long is it going to take me to get this Fleetwood Mac song out of my head?

My sister will send me text messages that are 90% emoji. It is like talking to a fucking alien.

"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza and pizza is knowledge."

It would. Personally, I am looking into medically induced comas. I just need to find someone to watch my kids for the next 4-8 years.

Elon Musk is working on it. We just need a few years, $200K, and a readiness to die if things go badly.

I don't know. I just imagine that he will back away slowly and hope we all forget he was there.

Watching all these celebrities I despise rip into each other is a much needed distraction from the real, depressing news, but, like, can we send in a chopper to extract Hiddleston from all this?

Will anyone make it out of 2016?

I thought at some point it was mentioned that they needed Winterfell as a strategic point in the upcoming battle against the White Walkers. Now, I don't know how much is gained by holding Winterfell when you lose a few thousand fighters… but I guess they would assume that as word of the threat from the North gets…

Happy shitting!

I am pretty sure Davos tried to get some information out of her in one of the early episodes this season, but then Brienne jumped in and was like,"I killed Stannis and liked it". So then everyone just stared at their feet before scurrying off in different directions.

I have no idea how much fake money I have, but I am going all in on Rickon, Ramsay, Wun Wun, Smalljon and sadly, Tormund. Melisandre is a real possibility too. Davos is going to be pissed when he finds that pyre, and we suddenly have red priests and priestesses running around all over the place.

Agreed. I was sure that there was something else going on with Arya when she got stabbed. I didn't like the theory about the Arya/Waif Fight Club, but it would have been something to explain why she had suddenly let her guard down knowing that someone would be coming for her. UGH. It just seemed so suddenly out of…

But she took a nap! A some quick shut-eye and a few bandages should totally take care of those stab wounds. Too bad Rob and Talisa didn't have time for a nap.

I would be pretty tempted to put some fake money on Lady Stoneheart with those odds. But at this point, I kind of hope it doesn't happen.

Suspiciously absent from this list: Rickon

I don't think it will happen, but I'm still crossing my fingers that we get a Stark to warg into a direwolf and tear Ramsay apart.

Good lord. I don't want to be anywhere near your backyard.

Gasp! You are right! This thing is rigged!!

"Without Summer, winter is here." *bawls eyes out*