This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.