To be fair, he had to make it all the way down to the fifth sentance to get that. That’s asking a lot.

Can we stop pretending that Change.org petitions actually mean anything?

Sorry, I wrote my comment sloppily. I meant to say that I was like “Hmm” but then realized it was a Sugar Hill endorsed/produced/sanctioned joint.

I didn’t notice the “Sugar Hill Gang Presents” banner, so my first thought is “Do they really want to call attention to the fact that they jacked Rapper’s Delight?”

Basically, it smashes the image into pixels and cross-references those pixels with its massive memory bank.

Apparently, Siri is doing the typing at Gizmodo now.