The driver in question is being held accountable for his actions.

Look up the McDonald’s case, would you?

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

Also, look both ways before you cross the intersection on foot. I work in a somewhat busy city, and I see people crossing the street everyday without looking. The sign says walk, and they just go, often times with their head buried.

Play Bad Habit at full volume and sing along

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

This car is like the New Jersey of Porsches. It tries to be flashy in all the wrong places, and ultimately you just want to get out of it as soon as possible before realizing you’ve made a terrible mistake.

No Grand National? 1987 was peak Grand National. These awards are the Milli Vanilli of car awards.

CAR OF THE YEAR:

Glaziers are skilled tradesmen, much like plumbers or electricians. They have to go through the whole apprenticeship and journeyman path to become glaziers. Calling a glazier a glass installer is like calling a master plumber a toilet unclogger. The master plumber is the guy who constructs the entire system and is…

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

What you want to look up is the residual values. BMW and Mercedes have high residuals so their leases are less expensive compared to other brands at the same price point.

Latter.

And I must say Deadspin’s collective hate for the Warriors has become egregious. Sure, they have a dick owner. Every other pro sports team does, too.

Nah, KD stole that title.

The non-call on LeBron hanging from the rim was cancelled by the ridiculous tech on Jefferson when he dunked on KD and apparently winked or something once again making me wish Sheed did color commentary so he could rant about stupid body language calls

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals. People forget that.