“Years ago, after swilling an entire bottle of 20W-50 motor oil, I had a vision.”

One of three things need to be true before anyone even looks at these things:

I’m not sure if this counts or not.

Yeah! And PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period. :)

It still has the E6 high swirl heads... it’s configured as a low HP, ultra smooth torque engine.

You like looking at penises?

Up is “excuse me, Sir”

Love makes you do stupid things...

So let’s take this Bentley and remove the stuff that makes it a Bentley. Now we’ve got an overweight luxury-ish hot rod.

I think there’s room to criticize the deal as not being the best deal possible for the government (who, one would think, had the upper hand at the time), but in the scheme of things this is way down the list of things taxpayers should be angry about. A few things to put this into perspective:

His name has 3 fucking accents in it, do you really assume he’s an American?

This is testament to the level of intelligence of said Trans-Am fans.

http://media.gm.com/media/us/en/gm…

Uh, the Cruze IS built in America. Lordstown, Ohio to be exact.

Meh, we’ve spent a lot more to accomplish a lot less.

What’s the German word for Schadenfreude?

She was a teen in Atlantic City? You can hit a soft 17 there, you know

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

It’s not a witch hunt if there is actually wrong-doing and culprits. A witch hunt implies a fictitious crime and the scapegoating of an innocent person. This is not a witch hunt, it is an investigation of criminal behavior.

Everyone knows that IROC= Italian Retard Out Cruisin’