FTFY

Yup, deer are pretty stupid/suicidal. The best advice I can give is (coming from an area with a lot of whitetail) watch the side of the road at night. You can see their eyeballs long before they even get to the road (usually). Also, where there's one there's (probably) more.

I’m married that ship already sailed...

And the beautiful thing for me here in n.e. Ohio is that it doesn’t have to pass smog as it’s over 25 years old. Win!

United Auto Workers Local 249 at Ford’s truck plant in Kansas City reached an accord (pardon the car pun)

Before getting into an old car that’s been sitting for a while, I throw a cat into it. If you’ve been near an actual barn, you’ll understand.

Ha! Proctologist Alice.

The naturally aspirated Golf will be the VAG1 NA.

Will the Golf for the US market be called the VAG1NA?

And the GTI will be renamed the VAG1 NA.

That's only because kit cars and fake cars are a waste of money. Do you think your girlfriend would be impressed if you gave her a fake engagement ring, just because it looked a lot like the real thing and cost you a lot of money?

“Doug DeMuro never writes about what we expect him to write about, that’s what makes him so predictable.” -Yogi Berra

Yes

Still not as bad as the first time when the Feds went after them with B-17s.

You know why Ohio is different from all other states? It’s because it’s high in the middle and round on both ends - O-High-O.

Have you ever been to Colorado? The sand/salt combination they use over the winter is way less harsh on cars than what’s in Ohio. You don’t see nearly as much rust.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.