You’re a sucker for not spending $1000 on a beat up Jeep CJ with a small plow on it to take care of the driveway. Now you get to give that money to the chiropractor.

“the start of a . . . dynasty.”

Meanwhile, the Cavs without Lebron are 0-5 losing by 80 total points without him on the floor. So the words “most valuable” actually contain some meaning here.

The driver’s side interior in that picture looks like it’s completely covered in dog hair. If you want premium money for a questionable (performance-wise) car, at least detail the damn thing.

redacted the first part. So this is paid content that clearly made it past my filter?

So apparently Yahoo is a Jetsmarter cuckold. Thanks for publishing this story, it’s actually an incredibly important piece.

And I’m sure it’s a riot to drive like a total nutjob

I just can’t imagine buying a sedan as a vehicle for a family with a little kid and dog.

Make me sign an acknowledgement that we’re being videotaped and audio recorded.

So engineers at FCA got pissed off after watching Youtube videos of a Tesla model S chew up a Hellcat, so they went and designed a car to remedy the problem. I absolutely love the pettiness here.

No thanks. Mainly because it would take a deal that absolutely blows me away for me to consider buying a RHD car. This car doesn’t seem special to me.

Take a few extra days and drive all of Blue Ridge Parkway.

I’ll admit it. This happened to me once when I was drunk. You’d be surprised how many white Kia Sorentos could be in a crowded downtown area at one time.

So that’s your beef with this? That the list is ordered wrong? That’s a little petty, don’t you think?

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With my limited Spanish, I’m pretty sure the guy in the camera car called the guy who crashed a cock.

It’s actually called an alternative screen.

Fine. 2,576 gallons in 35 minutes.

What I personally don’t like about the C63 is that it looks too much like a regular C-class.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s what he was thinking on our 6th beer around midnight. Spreading propaganda to make more money writing tickets (i think that was your point?).