That’s the problem with low hanging fruit, someone always beats you to it.

Saw one of them on Sunset Blvd doing 3 miles per hour when I was in LA last month.

Mercedes wanted me to drive the AMG GT S so bad that I asked for one when I went...

“We don’t want to play Goliath’s brother, we want to play Goliath.”

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

My submission for maximum sadness. (confirmed by my neighbor who drives one after his daughter wrapped his Mercury Marauder around a tree).

A million Yen golden parachute would get you into a lightly used Toyota Yaris. That would be glorious.

The “pornstarescortservice” in the URL didn’t give it away?

I can’t even... I mean did he actually unhook the winch cable and hooks before driving off? I was waiting to see that cable unspool and start taking everything out, but it wasn’t even being used. How the hell did he get the car on the bed?

I had a BMW 3M once. It had the rare rear window delete option and needed packing tape to hold the plastic in place.

I think it would be morally wrong to sell someone else’s kidney for one of these. Not your own, though.

Mayo: Killing good sandwiches since forever. Peanut butter and banana or GTFO.

This must be what it feels like to have “Fuck you” money.

...rather than telling people...

He said “carefully restored” and gave zero details other than minor aesthetics. So yeah, I’m skeptical. After 30 years, things rot.

You know there’s a mile’s worth of wiring, various lines and a few moving parts under the 30 year old hood, right?

Growing up in the country, if you’ve spotted a deer because of your fog lights, it’s already way too late to do anything about it.

You can’t have your fog lights on with just the side markers / parking lights? I’ve never heard of that.

Just an FYI to the owner, replacing the top, interior, wheels and slapping some paint on a car doesn’t really qualify this as a “restoration”.

Underrated post.