from the CL ad:

I think we just figured out where all those unused copies of Nickelback’s last CD went.

“Only issue is if you’re the type of person that looks over their shoulder when changing lanes. “

This reeks of an “attempted” sale aimed at placating an upset wife, but where he doesn’t actually want to sell it. There’s no way he actually believes he’ll get $35k for this thing.

I almost felt bad reading this, until I got to the last picture showing a hole in the sidewall of a bald tire.

I’m having trouble understanding how a GPS map would have a route cut through a refugee camp, unless it was intentionally edited into the map (which is definitely possible with Waze).

We’ve all done stupid shit like this in high school, especially if we’re on this website. Lucky most of us made it out alive.

Maybe if you ask really nicely, they’ll give you your money back.

I think we all know how middle eastern Ferraris get treated. Also, beige? No thanks.

This thread just gives me a reason to post this work of brilliance.

[The Kia] had less than a snowball’s chance in hell of keeping up with this $2.35 million beast.

“gingerly driven” followed by “clutch done at 78k”.

Not often when you get to capture the exact moment before a cyclist code brown’s on the roadway.

Neutral:

So “faulty infotainment systems” trumps cars that can’t even be sold because they’re noncompliant to emissions tests?

After taking a quick look what $11k-$12k will get you on Long Island, it’s a hell of lot more car than an Omni with a Raiders jersey on.

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m far from an expert on cell reception, but it seems like if you spend the vast majority of your time in a major metro area, the difference would be negligible, wouldn’t it?

The thing is, I can tether my laptop or any other devices directly to my phone, which doesn’t cost me any extra and uses the same signal my car would use. I can’t think of any specific reason I (or anyone else) would need a separate bill for a hot spot in my car.

That’s nothing compared to a letter of recommendation from Tavarish. It would begin:

So if I wanted to rip 7k rpm hole shots down the straightaway at Daytona in my Z28 with 12 miles on the odo, does that now qualify as properly breaking in the car?