I am genuinely beginning to wonder if there’s a single male employed by that network who has not harassed any of his female coworkers right now.

Wow this is awful. She’s very brave in doing this especially since people will accuse her of doing it for money and/or attention.

the faceless, nameless, civil servants who are quietly doing their damnedest to hold this government thing together while their bosses are trying everything in their power to fuck it up. i respect them.

Your Dad has a way with words and ethics. Wish i could star him directly.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

I went to chipotle today for lunch, and there was a new decal on the window outside that read: “Chipotle has Queso! Not Fake News!” The [second] biggest regret this country should have about the 2016 election is allowing “Fake News” to become a part of the societal lexicon.

When will you learn that all we women are good for is sex and babies and our only definitions in life are as wife and mother. If you want to play fun game (and by fun, I mean enraging) pay attention to how many times a news story refers to a woman as a mother or wife, regardless of her accomplishments. Mother of two…

One problem with approach is that it assumes the better gunman is the more righteous one.

Hey, I liked the Monkees!

If only there were venues where like bands could play music? Like if we could take bands that play music, and put them on a raised platform, so like that everybody could see them. And then Linda Perry could visit these venues to see all female bands playing. And then like she could choose one that she likes.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

“I’m not saying a word, not a SINGLE word, BUT IF HE WANTS TO MAKE A NINNY OF HIMSELF IT’S HIS AFFAIR”.

Plurals of words ending in y with a consonant before y get “ies” (baby = babies)...and although technically “Beckies” could be considered a proper noun, it just looks better as “Beckies” as opposed to “Beckys”.

Speaking of recycling, the famous tennis club scene in Trading Places is taken from Joanna Barnes’ story in Auntie Mame.

Maureen O’Hara really makes the movie.

A) I feel a bit old now. At 34, it never occurred to me that anyone would think the Lohan version was even worth watching, when the Mills version was basically the reason to be excited for a Disney Channel free preview weekend (back when Disney was a premium cable channel).

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.