Could you imagine if someone altered the national anthem in support of Black Lives Matter?

Deadspin pays its writers $25 a week...barely enough to contribute to their parents for some grocery money.

I fundamentally do not understand your personal hate for all things Sam Hinkie, but you do seem to enjoy your Wizards ending up with mediocre records year after year and a first round playoff exit if you’re lucky so I guess you have to hate something. Enjoy 38-44 until John Wall force his way out!

“Many of those premium players are available via free agency and trade, every single year, and they prefer going to good teams rather than bad ones.”

You mean to tell me you didn’t appreciate the genius of Ed Stefanski?

I can't even imagine the after party. Is it just going to be Tom Ley laying with his legs open inviting fisters?

“Found you!”

Might as well take the selfie, he already had the frame.

Jet fuel can't melt semen.

Samer- I don’t care if you don’t approve this one either. I hope only you read this-is it hard to try to convince your family that you have a real job? How many times have you tried to tell your parents that a “blogger” is more than a hobby.... “yes, I work for that tabloid that got sued by the wrestler mom....…

I admit I watch First Take on occasion but only to masturbate to Molly Qerim’s strangely erotic mouth.

I need NFLInsiderGrimace to confirm this

But what does Michael Caine have to say about this?

That’s wild

Give that man a Yeti cooler

AJ got promoted to Taco Bell night manager?

Question: Do you ever get tired of cranking out this hot take bullshit?