I honestly can’t wait to see George W’s list of movies. I filed a FOIA for a list of every movie he watched back in March 2015. The expected completion date for that request is August 2019. No joke.

Serious question - what on earth gave you the idea for a FOIA request to see who attended a movie screening. How did you even find out this happened?

This has all the workings of a potentially golden comedy skit. With the right comedian doing the portrayal, don’t tell me that ‘Fuck you, I’M TOM CLANCY!’ couldn’t be funny as hell.

It was more his sense of entitlement. Go back to mid 90's when Apple came up with their first color laptop. The distributor I worked for inexplicably sent 20 of these to my job’s MD store. I worked on commission as well as the other sharks and the boss said “CASH/CREDIT CARD ONLY” as the policy. So it was first come…

They didn’t seem to get any meaningful information off the phone nor a future method for unlocking phones. That strikes me as “not worth it.” Am I missing something?

Define for me how it’s not worth it?

Of course “it was worth it”. They say the same thing about the Iraq war .. and any other war really. But you know it’s not their kids dying there or their money being spent.

This is all part of a bigger thing, which is getting the US gov’t to pass laws requiring a way for the gov’t to access data. A few stories of the FBI paying exorbitant sums for zero-day exploits will go a long way to getting people upset at the FBI, the Gov’t, and Apple and everyone else. Congress can’t tell the FBI…

In her defense if her Caddy got better mileage and was just as fast, I’m sure she would cut it more slack.

The reason Tesla gets away with shortcomings that other car manufacturers don’t, apart from the whole novelty aspect of it, is because the model X is a “car without compromise”. It’s a massive suv with the drag performance of a Ferrari Enzo and the highest safety rating in its class. It's sporting the most high tech…

Well duh she’d be furious, because no way in hell would GM ever fix anything.

Sounds like you tried to fabricate a story and have no idea how the summon or autopilot features work.

It is sort of a stupid statement on her part. But, to play devil’s advocate, so to speak, the Escalade began production in ‘99, and while they didn’t necessarily suffer from a ton of quality issues (though this point is debatable), they were sort of crap. They have had 17 years to work out all the kinks. And that says…

Why does it piss you off?

Ehh, I think the article is overblown. I find a lot of new cars have issues. My BMW for example had a whistling sunroof, the radio didn’t function properly. As long as the manufacturer takes care of the issues, I see no problems. Although I am still not a fan of Tesla being the only place to go for service. They have…

Nah, man, come on, you totally clickbaited here. Just own it.

I see what you did there, I clicked because you said Trump, even though they have also been at other rallies... you are a smart headline writer.

I’ve learned that the less I do for my face, the better. At this point I don’t even use soap usually (unless it’s visibly dirty then of course), just warm water followed by spf 15 lotion and/or BB creme. When I’ve tried soap daily my face is just red and dry and an overall mess.

Well, that’s just fucking awful. Just goes to show that wild animals, no matter how docile they may seem in captivity, are still wild animals, I guess. I feel for this woman and her family.

“Rag of record” would’ve been the better pun AND a fun alliteration!