This brought a tear to my eye. Truly brilliant.
Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan
My Friday-afternoon brain misread the headline.
That quote is horrible. But the “biting the hand” is a little harsh, since people are supposed to grow and become wiser in three decades.
She is too rich and young to have the same hair since 2006.
I mean, I love it, totally a problematic fave sometimes, but yeah. At least Outlander is equal-opportunity rape though, and the main female character has other things besides rape that define her development. How often is rape the driver of male character development?
God I miss the Winslows. Why couldn’t we bring that back instead of that spoiled-mayonnaise-sitting-in-the-sun-too-long Full House.
My theatre played the Elvis Comeback Special for the 81st anniversary of his birth; one person showed up. I was embarrassed to be an American.
Ehh. That movie is alright, but doesn’t work well as a movie anyone would just be randomly watching, and you can’t hook up if you are trying to pay attention to the movie.
It’s okay. I cheated against you. It was with my wife each time.
Fuck going home with a bridesmaid. Last wedding I was in I wound up in bed with the pastor. She was also the groom’s sister. Beat that.
You were then a Cabin Man.