What I saw is that you give the reseller the username and password to your account, and they login and purchase the orbs on your behalf.

Doesn’t COPPA have a mechanism for allowing parents to grant permission to companies? When I looked into decades ago, it seemed like I could have my mom fax a document to a company to allow them to collect my information. Though I totally understand why EPIC would rather not deal with that hassle in the first place.

I got my DRM-Free downloads. It’s on the same page I got the Steam Key from, fulfilled via Humble Bundle. If you don’t have a link to a download page, you can stick the email address you used for kickstarter in this page here: https://www.humblebundle.com/resender