I worked in the American Girls hair salon as a side gig one Christmas season, years ago. I would say the parents and grandparents were actually worse than the kids. I had a mom scream at me because I couldn’t untangle her daughter’s doll’s hair, which had I don’t know what it in - soap, gum...it was gross. A coworker…

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

Ya.

Melissa Benoist had some intimate photos taken seemingly somewhat professionally by a third-person featuring her and a man having sex that was leaked in The Fappening. I’m not sure who the guy was in the pics but I’d suspect whomever it was coerced her into those photos (had that vibe) and would be the person that…

Any “doctor” willing to perform such a test is a motherfucking fraud to begin with, since such tests are neither scientifically conclusive - re cause & effect - nor objectively valid - re an actual issue.

It’s about fucking time. This is long overdue. Virginity checks are medical bullshit based entirely on control.

A pelvic exam without consent* is sexual assault. Any doctor that does this is completely out of line.

My thoughts exactly. What backward-ass gynecologist hears this request and goes, "Sure!" instead of calling Child Protective? 

It’s appalling that there are any physicians who would agree to this shit in the first place. It’s completely unethical to do a pelvic exam for this “purpose” TO BEGIN WITH. TI is gross for wanting it, but the MD is even more gross for doing it.

If she had named him, he would have sued her. 

Maybe if mannequins weren’t so tiny that they had to scrunch up the clothing behind it and thus give unrealistic expectations about fit they would sell more clothes. I don't even look at clothes that look cute on a size 00 mannequin.

You should learn to read.

I loved ModCloth until my spouse started working in their Pittsburgh fulfillment center. Their labor practices have been a huge turnoff, especially for a company that presents itself as inclusive and “feminist” (I guess whatever that could mean in capitalist terms.) A year or two ago, they were boasting that their…

I mean, the “twee vintage-inspired shtick” is my (and a whole lot of people’s) whole aesthetic but ok.

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

As ever, IOKIYAR