Took me approx 90 seconds to realise that

Shut up, you 40-year-olds; you know nothing. I am 56; 8 years ago I was still playing pick-up games of soccer and throwing and catching with my buddies. Now putting on my socks is a daily struggle of life and death proportions, stairs are a bitch, and even turing over in bed is a performance. and they said sports was…

Ok, I’ll bite; what the ever-loving fuck is a GODSISTER? I’m guessing that it is the daughter of one or more of your Godparents, but, unless your Godparents are family members (in which case she would be some kind of cousin, possibly a neice), then she would be some random, unrelated woman with no formal ties or…

Sorry, but in commenting on an article about literacy... - *too lazy this morning

‘baseball was more fun for having them’.  Pretty much my definition of what a Hall of Fame should be.

I’m not that au fait with baseball, but you make the same point that I make when arguing about football - it’s the Hall of FAME - not the Hall of Stats, not the Hall of Good Character, not the Hall of Anyother Bullshit. so by that token, alongside Bo Jackson and those guys in that Simpsons episode, Harold Baines is a…

Maybe Lance has a chance if Federer has to use a salmon instead.

But double points for hitting the dick and balls

What a bunch of Hunts

what I said

does it look different IRL than in the photographs?

To say you have ‘been’ somewhere, I think you actually need to take a dump there.

morans

snot came out of my nose - and it’s your fault!

I have not been drinking so it only took me 3 minutes

Mr Ed jokes aside, what is going on with his eys? Does he have myxomatosis?

C’mon man! He’s 44. It’s gotta be the Raiders

Not the country, only it’s ultra conservative MPGA government.  The rest of us hate the Orange Cheeto.

Not really a cliché, since I only heard it once, but I will never forget the great Ron Atkinson’s comment on the agility of Bulgarian defender Trifon Ivanov: ‘I’ve seen milk turn faster than that!’

and the worst ten minutes in football history.