The whole point of dead rising is zombie sandbox fun, and having to run across a damn mall to meet a deadline is antithetical to that

One day when people google “Dunning-Kruger effect” the videos above will be the top results.

Holmes is either a con artist or a dipshit. If she’s a con artist, then her kitten poster platitudes are part of the scam and she doesn’t really believe them. If she’s a dipshit, no platitudes can cure her of her incompetence.

I’m hoping that through Guillermo Del Toro, Kojima gets a shot at actually making a movie. Because that’s what he’s always trying to do in the back of his mind as he makes his games.

Give him a chance to make a movie for Hollywood.

Because I want to see him fail and wake up to the fact that he’s not at Guilllermo’s…

the panicked employee who had called the cops was being “counseled and retrained.”

Alright funny guys, I have access to a waterjet, so I’m going to take this lifehack at face value. Now, how do you recommend I get rid of the garnet abrasive texture and metal contamination??? I need to know, I have family coming in 2 hrs!

This moral purity bullshit has to stop. He is human. Everyone has said something stupid or insensitive. This isn’t an “ominous tweet”, it’s a four year old distraction from the real problems we’re facing today. Foreign diplomats staying at Trump’s DC hotel in order to curry favor with Dear Leader. And Reince Priebus…

Agreed with everything until “no need to be nice about it”. I’d be willing to bet the people working at the Apple Store didn’t cause the problem with her laptop, so no need NOT to be nice.

nah

Well in years past it has just been a couple shots, mixed in with the filling before being baked. Adds a little bourbon flavor and a kick to the pie. I also add some to the heavy cream before it is whipped into whipped cream. This year I will be adding the same couple of shots to the pie as well as a couple more to…

Rule #1 at my house this year, NO POLITICS. Anyone who brings up the election doesn’t get any of my bourbon pumpkin pie and not to brag but that is a serious threat :)

Nah, David Bowie needs to stop making music because zombie musicians scare the beejeezus out of people.

I’d really prefer if they listed “MRIs” instead of “balloons” for helium. Maybe we can quit wasting it.

As long as they are raising their hand and not an umbrella, I’m ok with it.

I clean my prep dishes and such after putting everything on the stove. My girlfriend only then has to wash the pot/pan/whatever and tableware, which works out fine.

I’m a bi woman who has only dated men. I’m pretty sure that’s because I’ve never been hit on by a woman, and just habit. Of course, that’s just me. But I don’t think I’m an anomaly. It’s also just simpler, in this society, to date guys. Hell, I don’t know. Having no straight women in the game at all is an odd choice,…

But, the plane has to be certified, the crew has to undergo extra training and get certified, and they will have to keep current. Besides all that, the operator itself has to be certified by the governing aviation authority as well.

It doesn’t help that companies keep giving all these voice assistants names like “Siri,” “Cortana,” and “Alexa” while referring to them with gendered pronouns.

I got 10/9, but I had to make up an extra bullet point because I'm special.