Summerteeth

It really bothers people that I am not disgusted with myself after gaining some weight. And the fact that I don’t seem to give a fuck really confuses them. I get a lot of people saying that I can get back there and that the gym is great, etc. I don’t care people! I actually like myself and my body. But thanks for the…

SP - Bullet with Butterfly Wings

Seriously.

I don’t have children but it’s the one thing I want most in life speaking honestly. The way he describes his daughters are how I would hope any child of mine turns out. If they have kindness and respect for others as well as a sense of self worth then I know I'll have done something good for them and the world. My…

Makes me think of the ACE study, basically the more crap happens to you as a kid the more you can look forward to chronic infections and disease. According to the study, two thirds of the population have had one serious adverse childhood experience such as parental neglect, divorce, or dealing with addiction in the…

Careful...the morality brigade is out looking to stone those who aren’t properly mourning.

If anything, it looks like McDreamy.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

too much emotion and presence to be kendell, tbh.

I find it even better that it was the result of their demand - hoisted by their own petard.

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

That quote is Briscoe-ian in its executi0n.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

This was me and a cousin at my grandpa’s funeral.

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON.