SERIOUSLY, FFS.

Thank you!

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

“Where you headed, cowboy?” “Nowhere special.” “Nowhere special ... I’ve always wanted to go there.” I hope they’re both nowhere special — or somewhere very special — together!

Last night I watched Willy Wonka with my parents and brother over Facetime. It was one of the movies I watched a lot as a child and growing up, my family would often quote Willy Wonka’s lines to each other. “Stop. Don’t. Come back,” was one of our favorites. Without Gene Wilder, that movie probably would have faded…

His wife, I hope.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha... Aaah. Ha. Whew thank you. After a day of wrangling a tiny person, I needed that comedic relief. I guarantee the only people excited about you “imparting your wisdom and knowledge” on your imaginary kids is you and me. You because you think it’s gonna happen like that, and me because I know…

I’m glad you plotted out your 5 year plan, but that has fuck all to do with it. You just really clearly do not know what you’re talking about, and the shit you’re saying is offensive as well as ignorant. Some people’s jobs require them to travel. My husband has that kind of job. And rather than move their children,…

I’m not going to rebut each of your dumb bullet points one by one because who cares. Best of luck to you. Hope life never throws a flaming shitball right in the middle of your perfectly budgeted life.

Haha I’m guessing you know EXACTLY who will be taking care of your kids when you have then and that is your wife. So gtfo with your terrible talking points.

I love you Annie’s Boobs!

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

Here is the updated book cover:

She has really really good comedic timing- she was hilarious in Community, and I thought she did her, uhhh, whatever the hell her character was in Lego Movie really well too.

That’s unfair. You’re telling me you’ve never stayed in a relationship (romantic, platonic or business) with a person or organisation long past when you should have left?

I’m just going to throw this out there—fathers are fully capable of caring for their children. Radical concept, I know.