A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

“Have you tried Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka?” asked the Samantha, sipping her wine. “I’ll send you the recipe—make it on the third date. Done deal.”

You know in any other family that she would be holding private meetings with her siblings discussing where Grabby McShithooks needs to be pastured.

I tried to explain that to someone this morning who acted like this was a case of ‘live by the sword, die by the sword.’ There’s no functional difference between saying “Andrea Tantaros got what she deserved because of her politics” and “the college student got what she deserved because she drank too much at the frat…

That isn’t true. Brown favored letting hospitals deny emergency contraception to rape victims. The cause of male survivors of sexual violence may have been “dear to him” but not the cause of the vast majority of survivors of sexual violence, women and girls.

Victims of sexual abuse can very often also end up as perpetrators.

Well, what is he going to say, “yep, I did that.”?

You should read the old Doonesbury comics where he went after Trump in the ‘80s it is amazingly prescient.

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”

Suggestion: All women who ever consider being associated with Donald Trump in any way, ask yourself this question first.

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

It’s still a problem, because no inmate had the ability or even the incentive to report on the corruption they were taking part in, whereas a “normal” employee would. I’ll admit that this is an unfair assumption on my part, but it’s really not that difficult to imagine that a prisoner wouldn’t care all that much about…

If there’s anyone who gives a shit about quality control in regards to equipment meant to protect soldiers, it’s definitely gonna be inmates right? /sargasm

Nice try revising history. The problem with Bush was not that he “didn’t go to New Orleans right away.”

I don’t mean to stir up shit but you’re one of the many who don’t get it.

That sounds fun, where do you go for this? Asking for a friend...

The internet truly is a gift that gives with one hand while trying to punch you in the nuts with the other.

“Friend"

I think you need to reevaluate your friend selection abilities.