I was an assistant/goalie coach for a youth soccer club and we had this goalie who just kind of got lost in thought and wandered around the field if the ball wasn't on his side of play for 2-3 minutes. I would work with him on his concentration constantly but this kid just couldn't help himself once he saw that shiny…

it's just a fucking TV show.

Well duh—the kid is white

Oregon is just Washington without the cool shit.

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

I was in the same position as you a few years ago. Fed up to the point that I wanted to quit and finally did. It felt great when I did it but it was the dumbest thing I ever did. It took me over two years to get another full time job. Having to explain why you quit your last job in job interviews is very difficult.…

I swear that if I see someone has created a "Keep Calm and Clarkson On" poster I will punch that person in the face.

No. Nothing makes sense in Italy.

FRIES MUST BE EATEN FIRST. COLD MEAT IS EDIBLE. COLD FRIES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.