Alvin Davis.

Fox Sports is now the best thing to ever happen to ESPN.

Just get a junky normal bike, and take the pedals off.

This is peak dad.

Highish price? Ehhhhh, will work with it...

Ukraine is wea... OW GODDAMMIT WLADIMIR!

His car does not have a manual, so why should he read any manuals??

Now that Capital Hill is fully gentrified and South Lake Union is... what that is, I’m fine with people moving here. The truly insufferable transplants will just hole themselves up there. The more interesting folks will spread themselves out.

Bassett should be considered a national hero.

Up top dude!

Why are they using orange F35s as test sleds?

Fireball. For when you are going to do stupid shit at a tailgate party and yell “fireball!” when you do so. Accept no substitutes.

Kevin Smith can only rent belts.

YOU DIDN’T LET ME FINISH! THE POLICE ARE DRIVING... US TO AIRPORT TO FLY US TO THE AIRPORT TO GO TO A COUNTRY WITH NO EXTRADITION LAWS WHERE THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT IS BUILDING US PALACES WITH SLAVE LABOR. RIGHT?!

I like that only after a few seconds pass (when the road side spectators are reasonably sure the H2R wont come back and eat their faces off), the nervous chuckles begin.

SCAMPI.

No, what I really want is the Seattle Scampi.

Oh, totally agree on Tukwila. I know it is apples and oranges, but Seattle has pretty much stricken the T-Birds from the record since they moved to Kent. I don’t even think the eastside will work. It’s got to be downtown to be viable long term, but that isn’t going to be an option in the near term. Awesome.

Tukwila Metropolitans?

Hey kid, how does 7 years $55 million sound?