I hope that ripping people that write in to complain is a regular feature.

Jolie,

I am far from a michigan fan... but this is my favorite emergency goalie story. Kid that just finished school at UM is called in to be an emergency goalie for... Columbus.

I just assumed the car was the end result.

One more. If at all possible, get somebody on your side into the foursome. Brother, cool coworker, local pro, SOMEBODY. Don't go mano a mano with the bossman/FIL.

CAN NOT STAR THIS ENOUGH.

Brutus. The hell man???