Yea but you KNOW that spin “Yea he may have done it, but he served his time, Why Hillary was never convicted or indicted!”

But... but... Kate McKinnon didn’t even have the time to play him on SNL!

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

If it wasn’t clear before, it’s time to go absolutely bonkers on Sessions. If it means filibustering risking the GOP going nuclear, so be it. Trump has already gone nuclear and it hasn’t even been a week. And, if they do that, then the Dems should just walk out the Senate chamber onto the front steps of the Capitol.

Thank you for your service.

I have never in my fucking life seen a more worthy dying wish experience. Fuck yes, Alyssa.

Professional fighter for 10 years. Fought on Bellator for a few years. Teammates fought in the UFC. That “independent contractor” status hurts when negotiating time comes.

I’m a Journeyman Ironworker out of Local 709 Savannah Ga. January 20 @ 1159 I quit my job building a DOE/NNSA fuel processing facility. I couldn’t fathom even technically working for Trump for 1 minute. I had a new job Monday @ 0600. I can afford to put principles in front of paychecks because I work Union. Organize…

So if you turn off your app, you are out of work and no one cares.

Someone didn’t “lose their hat.” That hat is just all that’s left of someone that will show up on a milk carton some time in the next week.

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…