burnerswhenip
BurnersWhenIP
burnerswhenip

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Wish I had the video, but at my UNI on November 8th, there were borderline riots outside the freshman dorms. Everyone was shouting “fuck trump” but one IDIOT thought it was a good idea to rip his shirt off, put on an american flag bandana and stand in the middle of the crowd and shout in his HEAVY southern accent

Here, have a fist bump.

+1 suitcase full of pills.*

This is pretty surprising. I mean, the Colts were able to raise a banner under Grigson, what more could you want?

Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

This guy sounds like the worst

Betsy DeVos reminds me of all the terrible parents my public school teacher father has told me horror stories about. Over his career, he’s experienced parents who have yelled at him, patronized him, asked him how much his salary is, tried to bribe him to give their kids extra time on tests or better grades, people who

Counterpoint: Good dog.

Life comes at your quick when you’re a Nazi, huh? I guess actions really do have consequences.

football players made up “less than a third”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Schwartz’s defense was that “it’s a freeeeee riiiiideee when she already paaaaiiiid! Isn’t it ironic?”

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…