I just feel like he has a platform that most don’t

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

Uh, are you saying you were involved ?

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

This is the blogging I need, the blogging I deserve.

You would like to think that, wouldn’t you? “People just don’t understand because they don’t live there, they don’t know how bad it is under the EU, they’ve taken our independence away!” Boo-hoo. It’s easy to understand the reasons that people wanted to leave the EU, it doesn’t mean they aren’t short sighted and…

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

God...A real photo finish.

#BadTake

Shit. Let me try again then:

I’ll gladly defend starring this. Chlorophyte me!

This article definitely deserves the pHulitzer

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Please clap.

This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO

I guess when you really think about it, we all threw that pitch. Sigh.