Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

They’re still better than the Niners. You know, because of math.

Al Franken is a great choice, I think.

I adore Warren, but we need a mean. Smart, hilarious and vicious motherfucker as Hillary’s VP. Booker is a fucking criminal fraud, so I suggest Al Franken. Seriously. The man talks circles around Republican idiots.

I tried watching the HR Derby. I really did. But I couldn’t get past Chris Berman ruining everything with his shtick. I had to turn it off. Can he please be put out to pasture already?

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

That’s low-hanging fruit

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

+1 holy shit stop chasing that butterfly

“You know I’m the new O.J.”

I got 11 balls today

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

Like the falling of the Berlin Wall, or the first man landing on the Moon, we will all remember where we were the day the BasedGod lifted his curse.

They’re going to move them outside the environment.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

You’d still need a veteran like Dirk or Gasol to be a stabilizing presence for those guys.

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars: