I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

I know, this rich old man who gets to sit on his ass and ramble on about sports all day has really opened my eyes to hard work and dedication.

Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.

The next inning he went on and on about this great new book he’s discovered called Atlas Shrugged.

Venezuela was fucked under capitalism, too. I love how people tend to have selective, and terribly short, memories when it suits their ideological outlooks. Or perhaps they never had memories to begin with, but simply chose to be completely fucking ignorant about everything other than the narrow target of their…

Since he’s so passionate about government types, maybe he should look up oligarchy.

You had to go and ruin Vin Scully for me.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

It’s also important to remember that the winner of game 7 will have the players with more character. That character or lack thereof will stay with them for the rest of their lives. Draymond Green is a true warrior with an indomitable spirit and will to win or he is a hothead who placed his ego above his team and…

BUT WAIT DRAYMOND WAS OUT ONE OF THE GAMES AND STUFF OVERRATED!

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Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

You know, I don’t agree with your “Ichiro is the true hit king” take, but I do agree with your “Pete Rose can eat shit” take, so it all evens out.

+1inb4presspassrevoked

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

A team that pretty much buys wins is sour that their player picked another team that pays more. What a surprise.