Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

Thank you, Rabbi.

This whole thing has been nothing short of fantasic. I’ve cried, laughed and thought. Jimmy V would be proud.

Jewish man... preaching to multi-enthic, multi-religious..folk and potentates and delivering game like that.. on national tv. That made for a great Friday and good send off to Ali.

A rabbi calling for the end of Israeli West Bank occupation. Hell yeah.

Where is Chance the Rapper?

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

This joke feels good on both ends.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

don’t be a 12 year old kid with a toy gun (shot in 2 seconds)

“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.”

+7 no-hitters

+1 lifetime ban from Kinja to be rescinded tomorrow

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Accidentally clicked through your comment, but was able to retrieve it by swiping back, and to the left.

+1 Zapruder film

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Hi, I’m with the EPA. Please advise ASAP what county you live in so we can have the water tested for lead.

Definitely. Gotta have pity on LeBron. He never gets any calls to go his way.