KerrPow!!

Shameless self-promotion FTW.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Nice

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

“I require this handicapped parking space urgently! I have a vote to fail to attend!”

Yep. The bulldozed a 5,000 seat, brand new velodrome to make way for a 5,000 seat, brand new velodrome. Because #Olympics.

The supreme irony here is that Brazil had a 5,000 seat velodrome that was built in 2007. It was plenty good enough to host world class racing. But the not even decade old Barra velodrome was demolished in the run-up to the 2016 Olympics to make way for...the Olympic velodrome.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Apologize for your shitty take

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

If he gets traded for Delino DeShields, I will scream.

I know it’s only eight minutes old, but this is an underrated comment.

Fetty WARP

The Cardinals Blues lost their 23rd 4th game.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of…

Seriously Joshua, don’t make him do it again. He will.

Do you read Deadspin regularly? There’s an article about CTE every other day.