Nelly’s agent is thrilled to hear it. Bookings will be up this summer.

Would you trade a Cubs World Series for a Blues Stanley Cup?

Busch did 9/11.

The Cardinals have lost 22 games. Jorge Soler’s number is 68. Michael Wacha’s number is 52.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Some would say tattooing such a small child is irresponsible, but I say go for it if she’s already got the mustache.

Needs more lawn darts.

Needs more lawn darts.

Kan Jam is the best backyard game:

Kan Jam is the best backyard game:

Is that like what Hillary is accused of?

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

“Why did the Cardinals lose? Because Michael. Waka Waka Waka!”

Dear PGA:

I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Yeah hospitals always tell me the same thing.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Keeping you regular.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

you can be reduced to one of the sweetest, most reliable punchlines on the internet, and your sportswear brand can still surpass $2 billion in 2015 sales.