Thanks Obama!

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

Rocket, Wood, Unit, and now Scherzer.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

I was amazed that the longest session took 150 minutes... I think I could watch Stephen Hawking have sex with Oprah Winfrey and still cum faster than that. With the exception of sleeping, I don't think I'd like to do anything for 150 minutes straight...

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

The thing about Bernstein is that I DO agree with some of his takes about sports fans being idiots, idiots in sports media and players he calls out, the whole Paterno thing. He really does rail against the anti intellectualism in sports right now and how guys are still fighting analytics. The fact that he is so rude…

It’s...it’s so hot, so many takes. I...I wanna touch it...

Appling later claimed the loaded weapon was to be used for skeet shooting.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Got to keep it organic.

It’s alright Pablo. You’ll be fine. Keep your chins up.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

This guy is now in second place.

“Through 22 games last season, the Cardinals were 17-6.”

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal