If only you had been around in 1645 for the spring powered cart disaster.

Most fire departments have received training on how to handle a fire involving lithium battery cars. You drown it in water from a safe distance until the remaining batteries are cooled enough not to combust.

Hi. Former firefighter here.

Only non rechargeable lithium batteries have elemental lithium that would react with water.

https://www.tesla.com/sites/default/files/pdfs/first_responders/2016_Models_S_Emergency_Responders_Guide_en.pdf?_ga=1.68703122.2054929116.1470666511

You aren’t going to extinguish the fire. Best you can do is use a lot of water to cool things down and prevent further thermal runaway.

“If the high voltage battery…

Lol, I was just going to say “hack six: buy a horse”

If you’re wealthy take up riding horses.

Buzzfeed is always on the cutting edge of originality

This is a test.

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

In Nazi-occupied Soviet Russia, you eat polar bear, THEN polar bear kills you.

Truth or fiction, that would make a fantastic movie.

If you’ve ever looked a map of the Arctic and thought, “There’s probably nothing up there but polar bears and ice,” you’d be wrong! At one point in time, there were Nazis up there. But not anymore, thankfully.

Gotta love the good old Mercator projection that makes all of those islands look way bigger than they actually are. Just to give you some perspective, the U.K. is about the same size as Oregon. Those islands look pretty big up there but they’re actually quite tiny.

Imagine that!

I’d just be happy if you came up with a wireless that didn’t cost my firstborn. I’d gladly give you secondborn, but not first...

I’d just be happy if you came up with a wireless that didn’t cost my firstborn. I’d gladly give you secondborn, but…

There were several times over the past 6 months where my checking account had half the keyboard’s cost.

There were several times over the past 6 months where my checking account had half the keyboard’s cost.

You have to put in the discount code... Too early to read the whole post, eh?

You have to put in the discount code... Too early to read the whole post, eh?

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?