They made Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver experiment survivors, they gave Hawkeye a family, made JARVIS the Vision, Tony Stark created Ultron.

MCU is a different comic universe, let Uncle Ben be killed by Chitauri and collapsing buildings.

I’m shocked that those two were so hacky that they recycled those names. Just shocked.

I can hold it together for the actual death, but what gets me(shit it’s getting me now and I’m not even watching) is Kraglin’s reaction when he sees that Yondu is getting a Ravager funeral.

This comment never gets old.

Baby groot and number of kitschy little easter eggs after the completion of the movie are “jump the shark” level offenses?

I like the Ewoks. Tons of people did. No one’s actually required to like them, of course, but I’ve never understood the active hate. Omg, they’re small and cute! They also kill and eat people!

Ant-Man is gonna bomb ANY SECOND now. Just watch!

Alternatively, Baby Groot = BB-8

I can, but not in the future. It’s really hilarious to see you scolding me for not reading comments made six minutes after my comment.

I know, right?!

I’m pretty sure this is where the MCU officially jumps the shark

Many early critics screening reports say this is the single best MCU entry yet.

That quote about ST: Discovery by Mark DeBevoise works perfectly if you read it in Donald Trump’s voice:

You’re a douche because you want a show other people like to be cancelled because you don’t like it.

“dreadful AOS.”

You’re up to date on AoS or stopped in the first season? I think the show’s writing and ensemble is strong as hell.

What a douche comment. What’s your favorite show? I hope that gets cancelled.

James Bond is a Time Lord!

Isn’t ‘smug’ one of Bond’s defining traits?