Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Having observed a woman do the same with her earrings once was terrifying. Knowing she was doing it in order to take on a dude who was at least a foot taller than her was even more terrifying.

When a chick responds to your tirade by CALMLY taking off her shoes it means she ready and you need to run.

Daaamn! Who’s teaching white women to fight these days? That shit was brutal.

I beg to differ, sir, on the glory of the ‘stache. I had not even seen it until your post and I am very disappoint.

If Marvel IS paying off commenters and reviewers....where does one sign up? I’d love a cozy, easy couple of shill dollars. I’m poor! Marvel, I’ll shill for you!

This is genuinely the first time I’ve heard conspiracy paranoia around comic book movies. . .

I second what everyone else said. And he’s had impact webbing, electric webbing, etc. in the comics for a while. Some of them may only be one-time uses but it’s not unheard of. He’s had the tracers for forever too. Except they don’t crawl, they are only spider-shaped and stick to the target. I kind of agree the drone…

A lot of the gadgets come straight from the comics.

No, because he’s relatively all those gadgets in the comics before.

Some of the gadgets have precedent in the comics - the trackers and glider wings were both used really early in the comics (as well as the spider-signal projector); it’s just that they were built by Peter, not Stark.

I remember my friends and I getting a lot of mileage (figuratively and literally) from the show on “Mel’s Hole” on a late-night road trip through Kansas.

I’m not comparing the two in that way, I loved Coast to Coast when he ran it (it’ a lot weirder now, much more conspiracy-theory-heavy from what I’ve heard). I’ve never listened to Jones any more than the clips they play on Last Stream from the Left when they’re making fun of him.

YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNIE.

Art Bell is a freaky little dude who lives in the middle of the desert next to Death Valley. He spent all of his money on ham radio projects, taking care of his many cats and paying for all the whims of his young Filipino wife. Every Halloween he had Ghost to Ghost where listeners (mostly truckers) called in with…

At least Art Bell’s guests were entertaining in their batshity.

“You are out of your element, Donnie.”

Media Matters for America spotted a clip where Jones and his guest talk about how there’s a colony on Mars where human children are sent to be slaves. Seriously.

He reminds me of how doctor evil described his father: