No substitutions!
BurnerSlug
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As the first would-be cake-face-masher approaches he receives a quick jab to the throat. He slumps to the floor and the room goes dead silent except for the sound of him gasping for air. The bride crouches into a judo stance and does the “come here” Neo wave from The Matrix.
Real old school gamers only need a single resource. The spice must flow, noobs. :D