see this is the problem - cases like this and everyone becomes a lawyer based on what they read on the internet. The defendant almost always has the right to testify to a grand jury but most defense attorneys advise against it because they can't be present. What is unique here is that the cop was so confident in his…

Let's say the prosecutor hadn't thrown the case and bear in mind that the grand jury heard 25 days of evidence, totaling over 70 hours and 60 witnesses and, based on that, couldn't even meet one of the lowest standards in the criminal justice system ("probable cause"). But, let's just say that he hadn't screwed…

Yes. Exactly. So let's throw our support behind players like Stedman Bailey (arrested for shoplifting cold medicine) and Kenny Britt arrested for a police chase among eight other police run ins.

Shoulda been you, Karl Hess.

Hitler?

Fuck you. That's bullshit.

Coach Kill will make milkshakes in any weather.

I hate cats.

Friend was a waitress years ago at his Chicago steakhouse. "Coach" was eating in-house one night with a group of male friends and although she was two weeks new and hadn't met him yet, she got the call to wait on his table. She grew up in Schaumburg and loved Ditka.

You Deadspin guys should be thankful that you get links to Jalopnik articles instead of Jezebel ones. The sports guys get articles about 700 hp dodges and the future of electric cars, While the car guys get articles about finding poop on your thong, menstruation, and rape.

You forgot to include the message from his father urging us all to wear our seat belts. Please do.

They were given "Real Madrid LA DECIMA" t-shirts every year from 2003-2013.

I think you mean Jezebel.