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My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

I was just having a conversation with a “friend” a couple days ago in which I expressed my disdain for an adult male human who finds menstruation “icky”.

be nice and we’ll remove the restraints that keep you from reading something else

Turns out inauguration is a federal holiday and I don’t have work. So that means I don’t have to walk to work in downtown DC and have to deal with all the rubes on their way to inauguration. Thank fucking god. And I can sleep in and PRETEND FOR JUST A BIT LONGER.

Clover,

I am really sorry that you will have your (and your colleagues, I assume) work cut out for you keeping the comments section for this article clean.

If the roles had been reversed, the teens would have been released and not charged at all.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

“If the tables had been turned and I had used something...and been as insensitive as to say something like that, you’re talking about I would be boycotted, there would be people not buying my albums...”

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

These are a lot of words to simply say “I am dumb”

Yeah, the people who thought Hillary Clinton was a socialist would have absolutely voted for someone who calls himself one.

Clinton 65,844,954

What other songs should people offer to perform? My suggestions:

Added fuck-you bonus: Strange Fruit was written by the guy who (along with his wife) who adopted Ethel and Julius Rosenberg’s kids when the Rosenbergs were executed because he was sympathetic to the Rosenbergs. Extra added bonus: If I recall the timing correctly, the composer was a member of the Communist Party at the

yeah I’m a shady lady but what happened with them is sad as shit and I sure as hell would never get over it. leave Corey out of this!!! insert chris crocker gif

Seconding the Kat Von D Trooper eyeliner. Easy to use, doesn’t dry out quickly.

CIO of a small company here.

I actually agree; that’s why I didn’t lump them both as talentless and pathetic. Only the most stubborn person would deny that Kanye is a talent producer and musician, and isn’t oftentimes bery insightful in regards to sociopolitical events. And the way Kim Kardashian has turned a highly embarrassing event into an

This bullshit ‘two women maybe hate each other’ is worse than body shaming. It’s nearly on par with rape apology.