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Speaking of which, if I have to see any more posts about this “David Avocado” motherfucker, I’m gonna burn this whole joint down. That includes ones “calling out” people who repost his stuff. Never even heard of this fool before and now I have to see a bunch of folks talking about what a monster or an angel he is.

Those are fabulous sweatshirts!!!

I commented separately already, but wanted to put in a shameless plug here for these sweatshirts in case you and your feminist friends are interested (all proceeds benefit a scholarship for women students at the U of M). :) We’ll be holding our own signs at the Minnesota march!

Luckily the president doesn’t choose the honorees. However, I can’t imagine many will accept the honor while Trump’s president.

Obama singing along is killing me. Fucking Trump. I wish we could have done an FDR and voted our current president in at least one more time. 

Yeah, this is pretty much what all the marriage advice people have been saying for years about date nights. My husband and I are deeply enmeshed (our choice) but we still take the time out from our normal schedule of Netflix and ps4 to have dates. And they are SO NICE. And the cap to a good date is gonna be sex. So

If people can have date night, then why not sex night? Granted I think the two should be the same night, but go wild, have a two-fer.

I totally see your POV, Aimée. And this is an easy subject to make fun of.

If they didn’t want a brutal revolt, they shouldn’t have kept people in brutal slavery. What the hell is wrong with you that you side with the slaveholders?

I dont know why we have toddlers pose with santa. It freaks them out! i honestly thought he was such a scary man

All of mine were jolly white men but i was crying in the photos. Never quite took to Santa

I don’t mind. And I’m not a scholar of Judaism by any means.

Ether’d

I CAME HERE FOR THIS. GOOD DAY TO YOU!

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

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Oh I am so going to watch this with my good headphones when I get home, thank you!

my dad is now suddenly using the “n” word, calling for the death of all “f*gs”, and positing that women are too “masculine” nowadays

Can we finally meet at the middle on weed use and health? Its not the worst thing in the universe, nor is it a wholly positive indulgence. Rather than fighting to “smoke weed every day”... Can we accept that it, like any other substance, should be consumed responsibly and in moderation? I’ve never met a person who

Because terrible events are hard for these people to process, and it is more comforting to think that they are fake. They would rather live in a world where no children died and the government set this up to try and take our guns than to live in a world where a single person can inflict so much pain and where one of