I saw a really great meme on Instagram but can’t find it now.

I am incredibly grateful that no one gave me that kind of platform at 24. Yikes.

You’re right - that’s a fab burlesque name!

Because The Sex Pistols weren’t contrived punk. Newp.

Still puts on a hell of a show...

I’m easy to please. If we’re moving forward, I’m happy. :)

31 and call my father Daddy. I do it because it makes him happy. He’s also the only person alive who calls me Matty instead of Matthew or M.W.

My sisters and I did — but I think it’s a Pennsylvania Dutch regional thing — honestly! And the grandfather was always just Pop. Both of these names are used with different spellings in the Pennsylvania German dialect. I know, very specific...

Minnesotan here. Both of my kids have gone to school (different ages/schools) with both Axels and Espens. There was also a Bear and twins named Luke and Leia.

Totally fine. He may also have a brother named Soren and a sister named Freya, and I approve.

Unless you think your kid is going to be getting a job in the government of King Nebuchadnezzar or paying tribute to the baby Jesus, you probably shouldn’t name them Balthazar.

I have a friend from Minnesota whose son is named “Axel,” but it’s a family name, they’re Scandinavian, and they live in Minnesota, so it’s cool.

You, however, can fuck off.

Depends on the celebrity. Al Franken seems to be a good senator from what I’ve read about him.

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

Good job there trivializing mental illness.

Because you’re an asshole.

Ah, so you investigated yourself and everything was on the up and up, and you’re not at all simply guessing. It’s settled.

Woman not allowed to have complicated feelings about career. News at 10.