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So - you’re going to throw that at her feet ... instead of at those of the photogs & editors who chose (and edited) that picture?

Make it Tastycakes and WaWa iced tea and you have a deal. But I live in Ohio so there is a decent chance things might be worse here 😔

I grabbed this gif when Bernie-or-Busters were still a thing, but it’s very all-purpose:

OMG...David the Gnome had beds like that and I so wanted to create a bed like that when I grew up.

“My father loved to complain about big business and big government, but we had a solid middle class upbringing. We had good public schools. We had accessible health care. We had our little, you know, one-family house that, you know, he saved up his money, didn’t believe in mortgages... Now, obviously, I’m kind of far

Yeah it’s so weird how vets and their staff need to make money for a living.

My boyfriend and I plan on sleeping in separate rooms when we move in together. Try for the separate bed idea, not everyone likes to share a bed!

“Both candidates are equally terrible.” - A stupid person

I want your kid’s cozy closet nest.

No. No. No. Oh my god, no.

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.

You know, it’s funny. I think the biggest difference between myself and my friends and guys like that is how much we were taught to emphasize machismo in our social expectations. Athletes and frat types are more likely to care whether the dudes around them think that they are “manly.” I find that humorous, because

Can I rant for a minute about how much I fucking hate comments about “normal bodies” and how “real women” have curves? It’s just so pointlessly divisive and belittling.

Nobody who says “cuck” in earnest has ever had an opinion worth reading or hearing, much less responding to. They are an impotent and angry little circlejerk in a sad, squalid corner of the internet. Don’t shine light on them.

It better goddamn rain in Los Angeles on inauguration day because that’s how I’m going to be watching the President and First Lady leave the White House.

You know what happens when you use the term “cuck” as an insult? You look like a pathetic coward, because only someone who’s immersed themselves in the internet alt-right echo chamber and is afraid to go out and interact with real people think that term is the devastating barb you silly chucklefucks believe it to be.

“They” probably faked those dead people in Haiti too, right? Just like “they” hired actors to fake dead kids in Sandy Hook?

I 100% out myself as a frequent hate reader of xojane. Mainly for the comments, though; it’s this delicious mix of misplaced outrage and beautiful, righteous indignation. Who has enough time to say something negative about every. single. article? What kind of site publishes so much word vomit that the acid frequently

It actually does, and women know that. Are you also a dude? And why the fuck do you think women should have to couch their communication to please MRAs? That’s crazy.

After reading the comments all I have to say is that people who think this is funny disgust me. It is irrelevant if the person is a reality tv star, it is irrelevant how much her ring is worth. Being bound, gaged, and at the complete mercy of your attackers is not an experience anyone should have to go through. So she